you: "I have created countless scenaries of death and mayhem! Built a super-soldier of destruction for dawn of war and the perfect heavily armed hotty female soldier... i also painted a bird! " lol
You did this with a mouse? Nice! The colors are vibrant, the bird's plumage is detailed and the camera zoom effect is spot on! You are very skilled sir.
You have my admiration, though I think you may be insane.